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Cloak of drying, Golden Compass of Expert Engineering, D'Zrig Comet Skin's Blessed Brush of Moldswollow, Golden Screwdriver of Basic Repair, Glue of Infinite Holding, Lint Mask of the Gods, Spellfire Samich, Gloves of Microwave Radiation Resistance, Mouthful of Lint, Enchanted Duct Tape Staff, +4 golden card of "credit", 820 House Drunken Training Ground Graduate's Ring, Prophecy of Postmortem Fame and 905 gold pieces
CON:11
DEX:18
CHR:8
INT:8
WIS:11
XP:2623
Bilgewater is a Dungeon Master of Blinga-Bling Brigade.
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Bilgewater - Level 14 Hunter

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Thursday th 13th of March 2008

Bilgewater earned 5XP and 8 gold for Smite a Deadly 820 Spider

"Large, in-charge, and in the bathroom. He is now dead."
2008-03-13 21:23:23

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"Look dudes, the description is there for a reason - read it. The workout says "With members of your party." That's US, the Blinga-Bling Brigade. You take one of us running with you or lifting with you, and we both do an hour of work, then claim it!"
2008-03-13 21:19:05

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"Is Joleen a member of the Blinga-Bling Brigade? NO SIR CAMERON, so NO, YOU CAN'T!"
2008-03-13 14:50:17

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"Rob claims he has lost his Password to Birdo. As DM, Birdo will be slain within 7 days unless he signs on and posts a comment saying he's back in action."
2008-03-13 14:47:11

Bilgewater earned 20XP, 4 gold and a Prophecy of Postmortem Fame for Working Under the Whip (half normal XP)

"Stupid idiots called in sick today, so that means Bilge has to work three more hours! And dumb kids were here too!"
2008-03-13 14:45:12

Bilgewater earned 20XP and 12 gold for flaxing the vestments (the day before)

2008-03-13 14:40:39

Bilgewater earned 50XP and 60 gold for Training With Your Party

2008-03-13 14:40:20

Wednesday th 12th of March 2008

Bilgewater earned 10XP and 10 gold for Small Item Obtained for Guild (2 days previously)

"Stole more napkins."
2008-03-12 10:23:27

Bilgewater earned 15XP and 16 gold for Fighting the Small but Numerous Forces of Discord (the day before)

2008-03-12 10:17:03

Bilgewater earned 5XP and 2 gold for Smoking in the Shelter of the Abyss Entrance

2008-03-12 10:15:57

Bilgewater earned 10XP and 47 gold for The Fel Swamps (2 days previously)

2008-03-12 10:14:09

Thursday th 6th of March 2008

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"BTW, curses can also be removed if you spend 500GP or more."
2008-03-06 00:33:32

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"Used the Pantallets of Sublime Slumber to avoid studying for my Topology midterm! I'll get up at 6am and pretend to read some defs... just gotta get a 50!!"
2008-03-06 00:31:45

Bilgewater used up a Curse of the Blue Balls (prevents player from clai.

2008-03-06 00:31:21

Bilgewater spent 500gp on Curse of the Blue Balls removal..

2008-03-06 00:31:17

Bilgewater used up a +3 pantalettes of sublime slumber.

2008-03-06 00:30:22

Bilgewater earned 50XP and 61 gold for Training With Your Party

"DDR with the Jamison Ogre!"
2008-03-06 00:15:01

Bilgewater earned 50XP and 50 gold for Training With Your Party

"DDR with Davos!"
2008-03-06 00:14:33

Bilgewater earned 5XP and 3 gold for Smoking on the Porch (the day before)

2008-03-06 00:13:38

Bilgewater earned 5XP, 4 gold and a Curse of the Blue Balls (prevents player from clai for Smoking in the Shelter of the Abyss Entrance

2008-03-06 00:12:19

Bilgewater earned 15XP and 25 gold for Filling the King's, or Electric Company's Coffers

2008-03-06 00:11:31

Tuesday th 26th of February 2008

Bilgewater earned 2XP for Posting a Comment (double XP)

"NOTE TO ALL PARTY MEMBERS: Certain chores now have cursed items that cannot be used unless an antidote or remedy is in your possession! Don't be a loser - follow the rules and only "use" cursed items if you have the remedy! Don't make me abuse my power!"
2008-02-26 20:42:10

Bilgewater earned 10XP and 46 gold for The Fel Swamps

2008-02-26 19:55:14

Bilgewater earned 6XP and 19 gold for Bartering for Foodstuffs (one-third normal XP)

"gf gave us some food! Yay!"
2008-02-26 19:48:08

Bilgewater earned 50XP and 65 gold for Training With Your Party (the day before)

"DDR with Davos!"
2008-02-26 19:09:27

Monday th 25th of February 2008

Bilgewater earned 10XP and 44 gold for The Fel Swamps (the day before)

2008-02-25 17:29:38

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"Wow, what a fucking stupid bitch. I'm gonna pop a Xanax and pound a Dew. Friggin' ghetto idiots. Sometimes I wish I wasn't college educated; life must be wonderful for these boneheads."
2008-02-25 17:19:13

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"(cont. 2) I said, "Wrong again, lady! I don't think THAT is funny, I think YOU'RE funny! HAHAHA!" She walked her big fat ass on down the hall mumbling some ghetto bullshit. Working nights out here fucking blows."
2008-02-25 17:15:20

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"(cont.) On her way out of the lab, she gave me a ghetto-rat stare-down. I laughed in her face. Then she said, "You think that shit's funny but it ain't! You better watch it!" I said, (cont. 2)"
2008-02-25 17:13:48

Bilgewater earned 40XP and 1 gold for Working Under the Whip

"Today I filled in at the Ghetto-wood computer lab for some fucker that called in sick. Things were fine until some annoying cunt came in and wanted me to do all sorts of stuff that I am explicitly forbidden to do. (continued in following comment)"
2008-02-25 17:11:39

Bilgewater earned 15XP and 19 gold for Fighting the Small but Numerous Forces of Discord (6 days previously)

"Took out my gf's garbage because she's too little to do it - so says me. "
2008-02-25 16:55:11

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"I'd like to see West meet vomitrosis again sometime in the near future. Perhaps it's time to invest in a nice tall bottle of Jager!"
2008-02-25 16:49:26

Bilgewater earned 1XP and 1 gold for Destroying the Weeds, Watering the Dirt (2 days previously)

"Very drunk - needed some air. Last thing I remember before blacking out. Did I behave myself?"
2008-02-25 16:38:10

Bilgewater earned 15XP and 13 gold for Fighting the Small but Numerous Forces of Discord (2 days previously)

2008-02-25 16:32:09

Bilgewater earned 20XP and 10 gold for Renewing Your Flying Cart License

2008-02-25 16:29:54

Bilgewater earned 75XP and 49 gold for Journeying Into the Dark Cavern of 820 Dishes. (2 days previously)

2008-02-25 16:29:26

Bilgewater earned 50XP and 13 gold for Dishing Out the Hurt (double XP) (6 days previously)

"Did my gf's dishes while out of town because I am the sweetest bf a girl could ever have!"
2008-02-25 16:27:47

Tuesday th 12th of February 2008

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"Wow, busy week! We are all superior warriors!"
2008-02-12 08:57:20

Monday th 11th of February 2008

Bilgewater earned 20XP and 8 gold for flaxing the vestments

2008-02-11 20:16:46

Bilgewater earned 15XP and 7 gold for Fighting the Small but Numerous Forces of Discord

2008-02-11 19:58:12

Bilgewater earned 7XP, 3 gold and a +3 pantalettes of sublime slumber for Maintaining the Gateway to the Realm of Nod (half normal XP)

2008-02-11 19:55:46

Bilgewater earned 15XP and 26 gold for Pacifying Stovius Greasewad

2008-02-11 19:54:57

Sunday th 10th of February 2008

Bilgewater earned 10XP and 38 gold for Taking Care of the 820 Clan (half normal XP)

"Split this with Davos - bought 48 beers for the house."
2008-02-10 13:47:36

Bilgewater earned 40XP and 20 gold for Bartering for Foodstuffs (double XP) (the day before)

"Davos, Jagersaurus Rex, and I did some MAJOR bartering - I know we deserve double for this."
2008-02-10 13:39:13

Bilgewater earned 5XP and 10 gold for Exercising Party Nicety and Charisma (the day before)

2008-02-10 13:38:50

Bilgewater earned 50XP, 89 gold and a 820 House Drunken Training Ground Graduate's Ring for Earning A Place at the 820 House Hall of Fame (7 days previously)

"I have two words to say about this: Night Train. That is all."
2008-02-10 13:35:43

Saturday th 9th of February 2008

Bilgewater earned 15XP, 26 gold and a +4 golden card of "credit" for Filling the King's, or Electric Company's Coffers (the day before)

"Paid rent and utils! Which were fucking re-kak-ulus this month! Sweet - I fought a encountered a blond phi-delt slimy gelatinous blob!"
2008-02-09 14:07:51

Friday th 8th of February 2008

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

"Lots of new Adventures and Quests posted today - get on it friends!"
2008-02-08 23:10:11

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

2008-02-08 20:52:07

Bilgewater earned 1XP for Posting a Comment

2008-02-08 19:00:03