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Inventory:

slime mold, lost sock, bar of silver, scroll of wealth and 376 gold pieces
CON:17
DEX:14
CHR:8
INT:18
WIS:9
XP:567
Lisander is a Henchling of VALIS.
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Lisander - Level 3 Shaman

Thursday the 17th of April 2008

Lisander earned 3XP and 7 gold for watering plants (one-third normal XP) (2 days previously)

"Incestuous watering."
2008-04-17 01:07:20

Lisander earned 30XP and 12 gold for Delivering a Package (2 days previously)

"And those taxes which are your liege lord's, render up unto him (at least until he can be handily eviscerated while drunk on the excess thus funded)"
2008-04-17 01:05:12

Lisander earned 17XP, 15 gold and a scroll of wealth for paying the bills (half normal XP)

"Only one there was, and barely a fledgeling, couldn't even blow fire, metaphorically speaking."
2008-04-17 01:01:03

Lisander earned 30XP and 1 gold for taking out the trash (double XP)

"If I had a ring of strength, I could carry both of these at the same time..."
2008-04-17 00:51:31

Lisander earned 10XP and 21 gold for washing dishes (one-third normal XP)

"If I can't see them, they shan't live... quick, ready another magic pulse..."
2008-04-17 00:50:27

Sunday the 13th of April 2008

Lisander earned 22XP and 23 gold for cleaning the bathroom (half normal XP)

"More tiny pointy shardlings, crystal balls replaced, rods washed (very, very carefully)..."
2008-04-13 00:00:16

Saturday the 12th of April 2008

Lisander earned 15XP and 2 gold for taking out the trash

"Off to Mount Doom with the both of them. Hehehehe..."
2008-04-12 15:24:14

Lisander earned 15XP and 2 gold for attending to the dishwasher

2008-04-12 15:23:05

Wednesday the 9th of April 2008

Lisander earned 35XP, 18 gold and a bar of silver for paying the bills

"Keeping the ether populated with tiny, tiny bits."
2008-04-09 12:37:04

Lisander earned 10XP and 5 gold for making a bed

"New armor against the insidious tiny dust monsters, albeit soon to be callously shed."
2008-04-09 12:19:34

Tuesday the 8th of April 2008

Lisander earned 35XP and 15 gold for paying the bills

"Oh, fine, steal me gold for a bit of water, now that's -fair- is it?"
2008-04-08 14:13:50

Lisander earned 30XP, 22 gold and a lost sock for doing the laundry

"Scouring the tartan and sundry else (but not the weapons, nooo, they don't -like- water)"
2008-04-08 14:12:11

Sunday the 6th of April 2008

Lisander earned 50XP, 11 gold and a slime mold for grocery shopping (the day before)

"Accoutrements for the Chicken Seeds.."
2008-04-06 15:59:25

Lisander earned 50XP and 1 gold for grocery shopping

"Accoutrements for the Chicken Seeds.."
2008-04-06 15:58:34

Lisander earned 5XP and 8 gold for attending to the dishwasher (one-third normal XP)

"A mad, stealthed bard did most of this on the sly..."
2008-04-06 15:57:01

Saturday the 5th of April 2008

Lisander earned 10XP and 29 gold for washing dishes (one-third normal XP)

"The evil plastic monster led to extensive soakage of our noble vestments."
2008-04-05 18:37:49

Lisander earned 22XP and 23 gold for making dinner (half normal XP)

"Chicken seeds...."
2008-04-05 18:36:58

Lisander earned 30XP and 8 gold for taking out the trash (double XP)

"Four small sacks of rubbish banished and cache' inner vestments restored."
2008-04-05 16:05:45

Lisander earned 35XP and 16 gold for paying the bills

"Serfs carrying buckets of gold away to the seers of castle protection."
2008-04-05 15:58:34

Friday the 4th of April 2008

Lisander earned 10XP and 9 gold for making a bed

"Layered noellian goodness."
2008-04-04 00:25:13

Thursday the 3rd of April 2008

Lisander used up a torn spellbook.

2008-04-03 21:41:32

Lisander earned 11XP, 34 gold and a torn spellbook for cleaning the bathroom (one-quarter normal XP)

"Caustic vitriol to beat back the dark and the fumes."
2008-04-03 21:40:17

Lisander earned 35XP and 17 gold for paying the bills

"Whipped the minions into making offerings to the lightning."
2008-04-03 21:39:23

Lisander earned 30XP and 35 gold for doing the laundry

"Three journeys, laden with vestments and wrappings, to the water and air elementals' prisons."
2008-04-03 21:36:44

Lisander earned 15XP and 3 gold for taking out the trash (the day before)

"Canisters emptied by mysterious trolls."
2008-04-03 21:35:29

Lisander earned 7XP and 10 gold for taking out the trash (half normal XP) (3 days previously)

"Half the woodland reduced to stubble."
2008-04-03 21:34:50

Lisander earned 25XP and 6 gold for grocery shopping (half normal XP)

"Two bubbly cherry-infused potions and sundry whisked away to the lair."
2008-04-03 21:33:50

Lisander earned 30XP and 24 gold for Delivering a Package (the day before)

"Nefarious bomb dispatched to the evil Tivo-repressors."
2008-04-03 21:32:17